Matt Moneymaker and his team of little moneymakers went to the wilds of Oregon this week to find Bigfoot. Did they? Nah. They did, however, howl in the woods and they placed a bait bunny at risk and they showed us quiet, electric motorcycles that they then proceeded to not use in the hunt for Bigfoot and they found a warm puddle of unidentified pee with their thermal imagers. There were no elk tracks around the pee, so it must have been Bigfoot pee (Bobo Bigfoot Hunter logic). Yay!
Be sure to come back next week for a better review, which I will be happy to provide if B.F.R.O. (Bigfoot Field Research Organization) gives me something to talk about.