As you all know, this blog routinely searches eBay for the finest in weird items just for our faithful readers. And we do it because we thirst for knowledge. And we do it for the pure hell of it. We’ve given you John Travolta and Nicolas Cage Of The Undead. We’ve given you a real severed finger key chain. This week, we have something that no house can afford to be without during the spookiest time of the year (next to Christmas, when a bearded man carrying a sack enters the homes of children all over the world)…we have a full sized Casey Anthony Halloween Witch Decoration!
This big handmade Casey witch doll comes complete with a Chloroform bottle, duct tape with a heart sticker, and a button that says “Where Is Caylee?” Oh, and she also comes with “a pair of really cute black witches shoes that lace up.” With a $1,000 opening bid and five days left in the auction at the time this article was written, you need to jump on this auction if it’s the kind of item you feel you actually want to have around your house. I wouldn’t recommend buying it if you have young children and would like to keep them.
While it is a pretty good likeness, the Casey witch isn’t exactly life sized. It’s 5’1″. Casey Anthony, who was found not guilty of murdering her two year old daughter, Caylee, is actually 5’2″.
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